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c0nstant (more info)
  • Member Since: 2009-03-19
  • Relationship Status: single
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Drink: Yes
  • Smoke: No
  • Children: Someday
  • Occupation: Bankruptcy Counselor

About Me:

I just moved back to Florida about 6 months ago. Take two! I'm trying to go to school this summer/fall to be an EMT/Paramedic. Wish me luck, or better yet, send me money :)
I prize intelligence, a decent sense of humor, and honesty above all else. If you can't dig it, don't message me. Savvy? I already have enough friends, I don't need more stupid ones.
I have a condition called Multiple Sensory Synesthesia. It makes art galleries and music a pretty intense experience for me. No, it's not because I've done acid. I haven't. I'm just wired wrong.
I've moved a lot in my short life. My friends have two nicknames for me: Constant or Gypsy. I am trying against the odds to not have such a crazy and disastrous life. I like to drink tea whenever I can.
I love The Beatles, with a passion not often equaled. There is NOTHING sexier than a good bass line. There are very few people I actually like having a conversation with. I'm not afraid of death, and have yet to see the point in life, but would never commit suicide.
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. I'm not perfect, and I'm not model thin by any means, but it's better than being a size zero bar whore. Those girls get knocked up and live boring lives. I don't want to be one, thanks. Furthermore, curvy girls are better in bed. And that's just the truth!
I want to do the following- I want to express sophisticated humour, the Eddie Izzard kind. I also secretly, not so secretly would like to be a writer. I burn to put words to paper every single day of my life. Today is a good day. My genomes are quivering with excitement, quietly and expectantly.
I try and be unique, sometimes I succeed, sometimes I fail. Do yourself a favor and read "Apathy and Other Small Victories" by Paul Neilan. Because we all know good comedy books are hard to find.